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Thursday 3 September 2015

Pastor arrested for raping his faithfuls after convincing them that his eggplant contained “sacred milk”

Sobrino Valdeci Picanto, an evangelical pastor from Brazil, persuaded his followers that he practiced oral sex because it was the way he preached the word, saying that his ‘milk’ was sacred. And this pastor said his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and of course, had to go around evangelising.

“He convinced us that only God could come into our lives through the mouth”, a follower said, “Often, after worship, Pastor Valdeci asked us to do oral sex on him until the Holy Spirit came through ejaculation and delivered funds to the church.”
Sobrino Valdeci Picanto, 59, was arrested in Apore, Goiás, Brazil, for raping several women attending his church. He gave as an excuse that his penis had been consecrated with “divine semen of the Holy Spirit.”

Valdecir came to abuse some elderly, and defends himself by saying that ‘he had an encounter with Jesus in a brothel and gave him the mission of spreading the sacred semen throughout the state, beginning with the faithful Apore Assembly, of which he is responsible’.

Denise Pinheiro, delegate of the region, said, “Valdecir was caught red-handed while rubbing his penis in the face of a local merchant, which promised to make more sales in her business due to the divine liquid.
Source: Inbraziltoday.com

127 comments:

Davido's driver said...

Lord ve mercy

Unknown said...

Lmao notin person no go hear






*lib's namesake*

Alloy Chikezie said...

Lol. Religious bigots. Understanding and knowledge is the key to religion else bigots and demonic people who pose as pastors we lead u astray.

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Anonymous said...

This News is really cracking me up...lol..

knowurway.com said...

End time is really near. They should sentence him to 15 years imprisonment, he deserve it.

andre kelvin said...

U got to be kidding me! TF?

Unknown said...

what is the world turning into jeeez!!!!!!!!








hmmmm zagaze!!!!

Ozed said...

How foolish and gullible human beings can be.Though they got what they wanted.

Unknown said...

Divine milk of d holy ghost my ass. Y r pple so gaulible des days?

Numerouno Princess said...

Na wa oh;Truly d end time is Here
Celebrate with me,i 'm a year older

Unknown said...

This pastor has a special place in HELL.
Even the followers are dummy dumb dumbs!
This can't happen in nigeria

Anonymous said...

Jesus pls have mercy on us for using ur name in vain

yeancah012 said...

Hian!

Datz_dcode said...

Hahahahahahaha.........sacred indeed....some women a dumber than a goat...!!...ride on pastor..share the sacred milk...lwkmd

Ogenaija said...

Some Women and their fish brain
They still believed there's a sacred milk in there

Unknown said...

#MadMan

Unknown said...

Hehehe all these pastors eh
They'll just be messing around
Wtf z holy milk, all those impatient miracle seekers will now fall victim #chai

Aunty linda biko

African foodstuff and Raw Materials said...

Jesus! Take control o

Unknown said...

satanic pastor from hell

Unknown said...

satanic pastor from hell

Walata said...

He's a devil incarnate fake pastor n not a man of God

Unknown said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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But seriously some congragation are stupid shah..... #NowPlaying>> scatter the floor: viladyo....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Unknown said...

Akuko ndi uka. This is serious!!!!

Anonymous said...

Notin my ears won't hear
And de foolish ones believed his yan
Dnt people hv brains again while dealing wit sum so called men of god,?
Ok ooooo
#oneandonlynwa@gmail.com#

Unknown said...

Hosea 4 vs 6 is all I can say!

Jojo said...

And they went ahead giving him head. So dumb.

Unknown said...

Ha.....my people parish lack of knowledge!!

Unknown said...

Foolishness

NaijaDeltaBabe said...

Hian! Wetin person no go hear fa?

Unknown said...

Foolishness

ary said...

I don't really blame these Pastors anymore, it is the fickle minded followers I blame! You can't claim to know God and his ways and go suck a man's dick because he said it is sacred, stupid SOBs!!!

Unknown said...

Sacred milk????? LMAO

Unknown said...

God 4bid this kind of a thing in his house. That is what the people wanted and they have seen it. Everybody wants an instant miracle everyday. People leave their churches 4 other strange churches for a so called miracle. Good for them, miracle sperm my foot. I am very very proud to be a Catholic, and a Catholic I will remain 4eva. That is where I hear undiluted gospel just the way it is in the bible.

JP said...

Is the bible no more our reference point? I can't just imagine how naive people can be.

Blessing Ubong said...

How can ppu blive his lies.... Dont they read d bible @ all.... ENDTIME sydrome...... Linda u never publish my comments

Blog It With Olivia said...

Hahahahaha, concentrated penis, there's no tactics that won't be employed by all this shameless fools that called themselves pastors in order to misbehave..
Watch out d way u get close to ur pastors, many of them are just wolves in sheep clothing. May God help us












#iT wiLL onLy GeT beTTer
#it MuSt EnD in PraiSE

Blog It With Olivia said...

Hahahahaha, concentrated penis, there's no tactics that won't be employed by all this shameless fools that called themselves pastors in order to misbehave..
Watch out d way u get close to ur pastors, many of them are just wolves in sheep clothing. May God help us












#iT wiLL onLy GeT beTTer
#it MuSt EnD in PraiSE

muobs said...

all these fake pastors .... na wa! the followers no get sense abi na juju he take brainwash them. how can someone tell you to have oral sex with him in the house of God and you believe. mehn...........wetin person no go see.... endtime things.

Unknown said...

Ummmm chineke eeee hei God u don need come o!



Aunty linda can u imagin

COOKIE LYON said...

I am terrified!

holy Ghost Fire!!!!

Ladybee said...

All he's victims they all need deliverance for believing such rubbish, as the so called pastor ur own punishment they wait for you... your own pass pervert sef

Unknown said...

I hate reading nonsense lik dis.. y r pple so dumb self haba
















Lib freak

Unknown said...

May that Holy Spirit strike him. Useless pastor!

Unknown said...

I blame the followers for being gullible and stupid

Triple S said...

What nonsense.. People are so daft these days.

Anonymous Personified said...

Sacred Milk kwa? Hmmmm...people showcasing their ignorance.

JOYCHY said...

D kind of very silly & wack stories about pastors recently is so unbecoming & their followers are the most stupid kind of people on earth. God in heaven wld punish every fake pastor hiding behind church 2 deceive people.

Anonymous said...

A mad man and an even crazier congregation!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha..derez noiin we wont hear in dis world..haba

Pro said...

Lol


That vuvuzela P guy

Damola Gbadegesin said...

Lol. OrisirisI

Unknown said...

Oh! Rock of ages...

The authority should punished him accordingly if found guilty for dis act is not of God and people should stop b deceived by all dis fake pastor's.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahah people are soooooo gullible. Sacred milk kwa lol.

Anonymous said...

What are they even turning church into all in the name of holy spirit?. God save your children.

Anonymous said...

Very good for them. You all should keep following these pastors. Most of you can't think for yourself

Anonymous said...

Lol

SWILL MARTIN said...

Milk of d holy spirit kwaaa??? Jesuuuuuus save ur children from d sons of lucifer!

Unknown said...

God is a patient and all merciful Father

MADE IN NIGERIA said...

What nonsense?? And to think dat people kept attending d church? Na jazz him use 4 them? Holy milk ni, rubbish!!!

oguike Emmanuel Obiora said...

A times I blem some people for listening to this Anti-christ religious pastors for something that you know the truth. how can one believe that a pastor or what ever devil he calls himself will tell you that his semen is conecrated and you believed? The other time it was a spiritual massaging and all sort of evil and people will believe. Sorry, this is end time and many things are happening children of God has to be very carefull this men are all anti-christ.

Unknown said...

Gosh some people are so gullible!

Unknown said...

what a world, why are Christians too lazy to study the bible, WTF s this. No wonder the holy bible said that MY PEOPLE ARE DESTROYED FOR LACK OF KNOWLEDGE. pls lets go back to our manual(BIBLE) WISDOM IS THE PRINCIPLE THING AND IN ALL YOUR GETTING, GET UNDERSTANDING.
May God help us all. CONSECRATED SEMEN INDEED.

Unknown said...

No be small tin oo "sacred milk"

Unknown said...

what a world, why are Christians too lazy to study the bible, WTF s this. No wonder the holy bible said that MY PEOPLE ARE DESTROYED FOR LACK OF KNOWLEDGE. pls lets go back to our manual(BIBLE) WISDOM IS THE PRINCIPLE THING AND IN ALL YOUR GETTING, GET UNDERSTANDING.
May God help us all. CONSECRATED SEMEN INDEED.

Unknown said...

Wat kinda news is this one

Anonymous said...

Is this a fake story? I saw the same story credited to a South African pastor.

Unknown said...

Awon ode oshi.....mtcheewww

Unknown said...

Ooooooooh my...!
Lol @ sacred#milk
Mumu followers

Unknown said...

Free the pastor and arrest the foolish members who are so stupid to believe the animal like pastor

Anonymous said...

do this people read their bible at all? Holy Spirit in the PENIS!!!!, they dont even connect. That is the devil steering face to face at them. Sign of end time. Christians be sober and vigilant for your adversary the devil is going about seeking for whom he may devour, dont fall a victim

Vigilant Citizen said...

i tried reading out the first couple of lines in this article out to my colleagues...i couldn't. We were doubled over with laughter! Hilarity! I don't know who is more stupid, the 'pastor' or the congregation!!! Sacred Milk indeed! How do you even say that with a straight face?

QUEEN SHEEBAH said...

Choi! pasitoooooooorrRrrrr

APPLE said...

The so called faithfuls are stupid.

gentle said...

Ohhh...some people are so gullible.

Unknown said...

Wahala dey o!

Anonymous said...

This is the most ridiculous thing i have heard in a while. How stupid can some people be?

Unknown said...

Ara Na agwu

Unknown said...

For all your airtel subscription code call me on...0701 610 0481

Unknown said...

Say whaaaaaaaat??? Nna people stupid o! I can't believe dat people are still dis gullible. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Say whaaaaaaaat??? Nna people stupid o! I can't believe dat people are still dis gullible. Linda take note!

Unknown said...

Say whaaaaaaaat??? Nna people stupid o! I can't believe dat people are still dis gullible. Linda take note!

Anonymous said...

The fact is that many people who go to church don't have faith in the word of God but rather believe and worship their pastor .

Unknown said...

When I see articles like this, I do not blame the fake pastors one bit. The people who fall for rubbish like this are to blame. The bible is written in black and white. WRITTEN! And in so many languages. Can't they go and check what the bible says?
Serves of all them right. I hope they also ate sanctified poo and drank purified urine along with the anointed semen....mtcheeeeeew!!!

Anonymous said...

Re d followers dumb as well? Mtcheew! Don't they know anything ni?

Haywhizzle said...

Not surprised cos we have a "power enter" woman in warri, who received d spirit thru her punani...at least na mouth dis ones collect anointing.

Anonymous said...

End time pastor

yetytessy said...

I don't think they read bible,cos if dey do dey won't believe this fuckin man.

Unknown said...

Which kind milk b dat end time

AbokiDaWarriBoy said...

What do you expect when church members believe in pastors than the God himself. Mteeew!

Unknown said...

I swear. So daft indeed

Anonymous said...

Hahahahhahahahahahahaha! This is toooooooo much! Ehmm....Linda Ikeji...I would love to bless you with some of my milk. :))

Anonymous said...

I blame them that don't believe in their God but in a pastor. just like the "power enter" series.

Vickky said...

The pastor is stupid but the congregation is more stupid and gullible. In law their action is termed "consent non fit injuria" meaning you cannot plead damages for what you have consented to.

If they were wise enough they would have gone to the dictionary to know what in the world is "holy semen"(pssh). This is so Crappy, ridiculous and laughable. ...My people suffer for lack of knowledge that is what this is called just as the Holy bible has written it.

yawanow said...

May devil punish him.

Unknown said...

Nepios....good for the followers....they are so blind they can even see the truth anymore...even in Nigeria a lot of women is being fk right now by their Pastor as we read this...what a shame and low reasoning faculty...

Me said...

End time alert.

Unknown said...

Ignorant congregations....

Anonymous said...

i feel like vomiting .... ooouch!

Sonia said...

Plz next tym start GOD'S name wit capt. Leta coz HE deserve it.

Anonymous said...

Smh,Lord v mercy! Dese idiots shud stop nailing Jesus to d cross again!

Eni Ogan said...

Irabo! Stupidity is free and so is wisdom! Why should he be arrested? For receiving free head? What did he do? He didn't force anybody to do anything.

Unknown said...

This is a shame. Choi....God don suffer!










#TeamBlessed#

Unknown said...

This is a shame. Choi....God don suffer!










#TeamBlessed#

Anonymous said...

Did the pastor used the more you look the less you see on them?useless

Anonymous said...

Did the pastor used the more you look the less you see on them?useless

Unknown said...

God help us from all this endtime pastors oooooo
haba which kind wicked world are we now
brazil again

livingstone said...

lol

tayo said...

Hmmmmn,nothing wey we no go hear!

Seipa said...

**Eyes wide open***** short of words

TC said...

What a pity!

Happy Birthday to you Numerouno Princess.

TC said...

What a pity!

Happy Birthday to you Numerouno Princess.

Unknown said...

N d world as come 2 an end

STERN said...

Happened in brazil? I hardly hear such news of brazil. The only news I hear about brazil is soccer and their beautiful women..

Anonymous said...

Check his documents again in sure he's Nigerian

Anonymous said...

This is not new now,pastor love adeshina ur story is coming up soon.

Anonymous said...

This is not new now,pastor love adeshina ur story is coming up soon.

Aunty gwegzzz.... said...

Of all d laughable stories i ve heard in my life time,this very one took d crown..bwahahahahahhahahaahah

David Shawn's blog said...

we dey here dey serve juju, no body get problem, as oyibo people come africa say na church sure pass, kasala don burst, since then man dey climb man, woman dey climb woman, now pastor talk say him get sacred milk, no shaking sha,

Anonymous said...

You're crazy, their Plastic women.

Anonymous said...

It's getting more bizarre! I would not blame the pastor from hell, I blame the people especially women who are easily deceived. Satan deceived Eve with sweet words and promises. Men deceive women with fine words to sleep with them and when they get pregnant denies them. When a new church opens with a mad man at the pulpit... the largest number of the congregation are women. What is wrong with women that they are easily deceived by words or flashing things. We need strong women who can see through the guise of the devil and who don't need lying tongues to tell them how beautiful they are!

Astrid Lundberg said...

I wont be surprised if another pastor somewhere is farting in peoples faces,all in the name of annointing...This is just not surprising ,some ppl can be fools for what they falsely perceive to be true just Cuz some one huffs and puffs when preaching,I'm not moved by all that bull.

Anonymous said...

Gullible idiots.

Unknown said...

Satan is really ruling the world. Otherwise people will not be this gullible and be brain washed

David Chimaobi Ndubuisi said...

On the opposite, I think those ladies were enjoying the "sacred milk". Pavert ladies. Free the man joor!

bummyla said...

false Pastor! http://www.bummyla.com

Unknown said...

No wonder the bible said my people perish for lack of knowledge. How on earth will someone with good knowledge of the word of God fall for this?
God have mercy.

Anonymous said...

black people aren't intelligent!They can believe any bull@hit

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